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Democracy is the name of the period between two martial laws.Wasif.
                             Sain Baglol vs Wasif
Bohat hain wasif say dunya me Ali ko Murshid kehnay walay
           Talash hai us ki Jis ko Ali apna mureed kahay.

Daal ka aik aik dana chunana parta hai
  Jo ho talib sadiq to sunana parta hai.
                             Devil vs Earth
              Asman par to sirf ibadat seekhi the
Zameen par aya to galiyan dayna be seekh gaya.
   Ab kyun hai takleef logon ko mujh say?
Galat kamon me meray ustad ye hi to hain.
                     

   





  Kon kehta hai shatan nazar nahi ata
Kya tun nay kabi sheesha nahi daykha?

    




    
    Kis nay kaha shatan nazar nahi ata?
Kya tun nay kabhi sheesha nahi daykha?
        The Devil's Advocate
Shatan ka bhe wakeel hun mein
Bohat kamina aur zaleel hun me.
                    Feudalism vs Fate
Meri Qismat me kharabi hai mujh me nahi
  Teri kismat me nawabi hai tujh me nahi.                  
Define Faqeeri,
Khudi me doob kar khud say azad honay ka nam faqeeri hai.
                    
      Shah Hussain vs Devil vs People

                     

                                 

                        
                    
   

                       

                       

                     
                     Power of Obama's Pen
He may not take shirtless horseback rides across the steppes,or have a black belt in judo,but on Thursday, President Obama sent a message to Russian president Vladimir Putin about strength.Specifically,economic strength. 
The message was this:Whenever I decide to,I can pick up a pen,and kill a significant financial institution in your country.
Q.Who is the killer?
Lesson.The Pen is mightier than the sword.
                           
      Teri bat say barh kar meri bat na ho
To phir aj k bad din hi rahay kabi rat na ho.                       
                Khizr aur Musa
Khizr ke galtiyan pakarta tha Musa
    Jab hath khola to khali tha.
Khamosh reh na saka musa zaida dair tak
    Pehlay hi bata de thi ye bat khizr nay.











I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing,I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Ricky Gervais.

Q.Taqdeer kaisay nazar ati hai aur kaisay badalti hai?
Ans.Aisay nazar ati hai aur aisay badalti hai.

 
                                
Bohat aukhay nay khushki painday
   Var darya vich baglol gainday.

                          
       
      Mosque vs Kid

                                            

Insaniyat ki taleem hi ala taleem hai.Bhalu Baglol.
                    Unfolding The Fold
1.Neend insan k liye bohat zaroori hai auliya jisay istagraq ka nam daytay hain ye neend ke se he kehfiyat hoti hai.
2.Neend jab bohat hi zaida gehri ho jaAy to coma ke sorat iktiyar kar layti hai aur jab ye coma say bhi aik hath agay nikal jaAy to wapsi ki umeed nahi rehti hai.
3.Amil Abdul Majeed ya Dr Noor Jalalpur Bhatiyan ya Faqeer Arshad jaisay Khuda ke de huvi salahiyat aur Practice say neem baydari ke se kehfiyat paida ker laytay hain aur batin me mushahida kertay hain.
 4.Jab k Sain Najeeb jaisay mushahida honay ke vajah say automatically aisi kehfiyat me chalay jatay hain.
5.Faqeer Abdul Hameed Jaisay aisi kehfiyat tari nahi kar saktay is liye neend k saharay say khavab me mushahida kertay hain.
6.Jab k baz log kisi nafsiyati maslay ki vajah say Hallucination ka shikar hotay hain aisay logon ko kisi achay Psychiatrist say ilaj kervana chahiye.
7.Baz logon ka dimag mushahida talab kerta hai aisay logon ke neend puri ho bhi jaAy phir bhi sar dird ka masla rehta hai aur jab tak koi khavab na daikhain sar dird nahi jata aisay logon me say baz TV daikh kar mushahiday ke talab puri kertay hain jab k haqeeqat to ye hai k,
Pani ki talab pani say hi khatam hoti hai juice say nahi
 Roti ki talab roti say hi khatam hoti hai salan say nahi.
Chalo aur kuch nahi to arzi tasali hi sahi
  Kuch aur na mila to aik masali hi sahi.
Psychiatrist daikh meri taleem
        Pur az Hikmat hai
      Khali nahi ye meem.
8.Jab k baz log aisay hain jo dimag k amraaz me mubtala hotay hain aisay logon ko kisi achay aur samajhdar Neuroloigist say check up kervana chahiye.

Na me khari shareef vala hun na me bari shareef vala hun
 Me to doodh ka payala hun me to khudi ka matvala hun.
ilm ki asal batini ilm hai.Baglol Gareeb.
Har shaks me khon ki miqdar aik jitni nahi hoti kisi me kam to kisi me zaida hoti hai.Baglol Gareeb.
               Baglol vs Iman
    Yehi to hai mera deen-o-iman
Kam aAy dunya me insan k insan.
          Baglol ka Falsafae Hayat aur Khudi
Yehi mera fasafae hayat hai yehi meri khudi ki jan
  Na to khud giray insan aur na girnay day insan.
Mera iman samundar verga darya ap meray vich digday hu
 Ap me diga othay bhalu jithay samundar ve ja digday hu.
            Baglol vs Imam Ghazali
Likhtay hain bohat shoq say Imam Ghazali
 Faqeeron ko likhnay me bhe lutf nahi ata.
Faqeer ki shan bayan ker sakta nahi mera qalam
      Ay mujahide Abbas utha hath me alam.

Pyasa hai Hussain Abbas Pani na piye ga
Mar to jaAy ga Abbas par aisay na jiye ga.
    

                         Khudi
Baglol zindagi khidmate khalq ka nam hai
      Meri khudi ka yehi to paigam hai.

                       







Zahanat khudi ke uran ka nam hai.Baglol Gareeb.
                           

             

                          Devil vs Mosque
     Kaisay jaon me masjid me namaz k liye?
Kehtay hain khuda k ghar me shatan nahi jata.

   

                    
                  
                  
                 
              
                   Baglol vs Bahadur Shah Zafar
Bahadur shah zafar k ansuon nay jagaya hai mujhay
     Ro ro kar us nay dil ka hal sunaya hai mujhay.
                      

                       
                            
   
   Teray husn ko alfaz me bayan kernay chala tha
Me apnay hi hathon apna nuqsan kernay chala tha.
Article:38 Promotion of social and economic well-being of the people

38. Promotion of social and economic well-being of the people.—The State shall—
(a)  secure  the  well-being  of  the  people, irrespective  of  sex,  caste,  creed or race,  by raising  their  standard of living,  by preventing  the concentration  of  wealth and means of production and distribution in the hands of a few to the detriment of general interest and by ensuring equitable adjustment of rights between employers and  employees, and landlords and tenants;
(b)  provide for all citizens, within the available resources of the country, facilities for work and adequate livelihood with reasonable rest and leisure;
(c)  provide  for all  persons employed  in the  service  of Pakistan  or otherwise, social security by compulsory social insurance or other means;
(d)  provide basic necessities of life, such as food, clothing, housing, education and  medical relief,  for all  such citizens,  irrespective of sex, caste, creed or race, as  are permanently  or temporarily  unable  to earn their   livelihood   on account of infirmity, sickness or unemployment;
(e)  reduce disparity in the income and earnings of individuals, including persons in the various classes of the service of Pakistan; ¹[ ]
(f)  eliminate riba as early as possible ¹[ ; and ]
¹[(g)      ensure that the shares of the Provinces in all Federal services, including autonomous bodies and corporations established by, or under the control of, the Federal Government, shall be secured and any omission in the allocation of the shares of the Provinces in the past shall be rectified.]

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Quaid's Motto Unity Faith And Discipline

   








            

 

 






             

         Abad vs Literature
Literature ke islah me kyun karun?
Mujhay apni islah say fursat nahi.
Kisi ko daikh kar dharkan taiz honay ke char vajohat ho sakti hain
1.Mohabat.2.Nafrat.3.Khof.4.Gusa.

               




               



              Sain Baglol vs Smoker
 Daikh to sahi kaisay sutay lagatay hain log
Apni hi sans say gandagi phaylatay hain log.
                                

  

Logon ke baton par yaqeen kernay vala nuqsan uthata hai
   Logon k pechay pechay chalnay vala tabah ho jata hai.     
  Log hain anjan is bat say
Hum hain naraz kis zat say?
k bad wo zaro qitaar ro bethi.
Dard ke vajah say wo kuch keh na saki
  Likh gai ap beti wo chup reh na saki.

                 
               Abad Aik Samundar   
   Kinaray tak A kar wapis chala jata hun
Kinara meri manzil nahi ye me batata hun.

   
   Dog vs Peach
Kha aru ban paru
Kaat dal tun naru.

        
                             Takya Kalaam
          Julia X vs Rizwan Y vs Baglol Z
Tun meri godi vich na behnda tan tun eda sayana na hunda
       Tera sir ve paat jana se jay thalay sarana na hunda.

                       
                        Rizwan vs Peshavar
Dedar ke talab hai to nazrain jamaAy rakh rizwan
  Peshavar ke taraf say zaroor aAy ga aik pathan.
                      Rxxx vs Perfume vs Girl
Badbu chupananay k liye khushbu lagai bhi to kya lagai
          Havas mitanay k liye larki litai bhi to kya litai
      Tharak jharnay k liye nazar milai bhi to kya milai
              Shatan k liye soch dorai bhi to kya dorai
                Nafs k liye rozi kamai bhi to kya kamai
           Shehvat k liye shadi rachai bhi to kya rachai.
Ashiq mashoq ko daikhta hai makhloq ko nahi.Baglol Quote.
Andha hun to kya huva sunai to dayta hai
Behra hun to kya huva dhikai to dayta hai.

      


                                 


                               
                              Quran vs Muslim
       Shayad musalmano k liye quran bhi koi khail hai
Jab chaha sir pay utha liya jab chaha galay me latka liya.     

Sindhi Mango vs Tango

                      







Bhalu Shah Ghamaytu k Alam mein.

                       
                     
                      Bhalu vs Smoke Chalu
Cigarette pena haram hai cigarette penay vala harami
      Bhalu shah shohrat say to behtar hai gumnami.

  
  








                                     
                        Faqeer vs People
Bay hayae aur bay saharmi ka bazar garam hai
    Phir kyun ay faqeer tun ab bhi narm hai? 

  
  
  
   










                  


Na paida karna MArnay say behtar hai.Bhalu Baglol.
                 
Meri pasand ko samajhtay samajhtay javan borhay ho gaAy
      Borhay bhi na samajh sakay moot ke neend so gaAy.

            


Jo bat me nay kehni thi wo keh de
 Jo bat dil me rehni the wo reh de.
Hum nay tumhari yad me ro ro kar tub bhar diye
 Tum itnay bay vafa niklay k naha kar chal diye.
        Rx khara hi tha k uper say wo A gai
Phir kya hona tha har taraf andhayri cha gai.
Toor diya dil tun nay hamara
     Gein gubara fay fuara.

      Me naik hun noon daal kay,
Me shareef hun sheen sanbhal kay.        

Girls Fear RXXX

  

   

  
    

      Kya tujhay kabhi apnay ap say khof aya hai?
Kya tun nay kabhi khud ko apnay samnay paya hai?
    

                            Baglol vs Ignorant
 Tujh jaisay jahil shaks ka kya hai kuch be keh sakta hai
Tujh jaisa shaks bay iman ho kar bhi momin reh sakta hai.
Ain mashaq tasawur ism Allah khufia salahyaton ko ujagar karnay ka nam hai.Bhalu Baglol.

Inhaling the Breath of Death

The extreme danger of Freon huffing is obvious from the side effects users and medical professionals treating its victims have reported:

• Choking
• Severe throat pain
• Burning of lips, mouth, nose, tongue, eyes
• Vomiting (often bloody)
• Burning of the esophagus
• Severe abdominal pain
• Abnormal heart rhythms
• Heart palpitations
• Dizziness
• High blood pressure
• Bloody stool
• Freezing of the lungs
• Circulatory collapse
• Brain damage
• Coma
• Cardiac arrest

From a statistical standpoint, the fatality rate from Freon huffing is not high, as perhaps two or three individuals in the United States will lose their lives as a result of this practice each year. But as the above list clearly shows, Freon has the potential to cause almost incalculable damage in the human body, and anyone who consumes it is putting their long-term health at serious risk.

We can only hope that as Freon is phased out of use over the next few years, interest in its capacity to act as an intoxicant will decline in tandem with its increasing scarcity (and the inevitable rise in price that will accompany that scarcity). But the inhaling of chemical poisons for their intoxicating effects is a disturbing societal trend, and while Freon huffing may eventually fade away like many other fads, it is virtually guaranteed that something similar will come along to take its place.

ABGs Test

Poisonous gas inhalation is from the exposure to any gax toxins which get into the lungs and blood.There are a number of different gas poisons.Let's take a look at what they are:

1.Carbon monoxide is a type of inhaled gas poisoning. Many people face death each year from this gas type.The symptoms of carbon monoxide gas poisoning are:

Headaches

Feeling disoriented

Upset stomach

Tiredness

Later on,as the symptoms escalate, you will experience:

Irregular heartbeats

Fainting

Short of breath

Feeling too weak

If the carbon monoxide gas is not discovered in the home soon, cardiac arrest can actually happen.

This type of gas poisoning feels a lot like the flu. It is important in the home, to be aware that this is how this poisoning type happens. In order to overcome this type of poison, the house must be cleared of this dangerous gas to be habitable. The person experiencing symptoms from either a light or severe degree, must leave the home until all is clear. Many of these space heaters you have in the home are also the cause of carbon monoxide poisoning along with propane devices and generators. 

For prevention,it is so important for people to keep a carbon monoxide detector in their home.

Another type of gas poisoning is by nerve gas. This gas has no color whatsoever. This gas is used to kill insects.The dangerous part of nerve gas is that it gets in through the skin and not just the mouth. If you have been affected by nerve gas either through inhalation or by the skin, the symptoms that will appear are:

1. Nose is runny

2. Pupils become very small

3. Nausea

4. Throwing up

5. Cannot breathe

6. Seizures

7. Unconsciousness

To treat nerve gas poisoning, it is important to get the person to keep breathing. Give mouth-to-mouth if not conscious at all, and apply oxygen.The medication known as Pralidoxime chloride needs to be given to counteract the reactions of the gas poison. This drug needs to be given by IV and at least over an 8 hour or more period. 

Cyanide poisoning is yet another poisonous gas type. When a person is around this gas by the way of artillery or canisters, and inhales much of it,the symptoms experienced will be these:

1. Throat is closing up and very dry

2. Shortness of breath

3. Seizures

4. Cardiac Arrest

First aid treatment involves getting the person decontaminated. Wash them off on the spot with strong soap and water. Administering the hyperbaric chamber is the best treatment. IV drugs containing sodium nitrate are also used.

Chlorine is also another type of gas that people inhale and is very dangerous. How bad the person reacts to this type of gas inhalation depends on how much is ingested into the system. It can cause:

1. Difficulty in breathing

2. Tiredness

3. Pulmonary edema

Chlorine inhalation is treated by the use of oxygen as quickly as possible along with monitoring of the blood gases. 

Overall, prevention and awareness of gas poisoning is important. When working around toxic substances, it is vital to keep the skin from being exposed to any of them,and wear a protective mask over your mouth if you know you will be exposed to these types I've mentioned or others.

    Doctron say bhi naraz rehta hun me

Doctron ko bhi bohat kuch kehta hun me.

Kyun mareez ke bat na suntay hain na samajhtay hain doctor?

  Bus apni marzi kartay hain aur lartay jhagartay hain doctor.

        Maanta raha maanta hun maanu ga

Apnay vajod ke kitab ko me bay shak janu ga.

Jahalat La ilmi aur hat dharmi ka nam hai.Baglol Quote.  

                            Baglol vs Doctor

Q.Baglol batao dunya ke kis kitab me likha hai k X Ray say bhi Allergy hoti hai?

Ans.Doctor Sab Pehlay tun mujhay ye bata k dunya ke kis kitab me likha hai k jo bat kitab me na likhi ho wo hoti hi nahi hai.

Aik acha muashra achay aur samajhdar logon say vajod me ata hai.Baglol B.A Fail.

  

 Cricket jaisi game ko me game nahi keh sakta
Har gori chiti aurat ko me mame nahi keh sakta.

   Fish vs Rxxx

  
   









Jab larki na mili to machli ko banhon me utha liya
   RX nay larki ke jagah machli say dil behla liya.

There are several different types of anaemia,each with different causes and treatments.

The most common types of anaemia are

• Iron deficiency anaemia
• Thalassaemia
• Aplastic anaemia
• Haemolytic anaemia
• Sickle cell anaemia
• Pernicious anaemia
• Fanconi anaemia

Possible risks of blood transfusions

Transfusion reactions

Allergic reaction

Febrile reaction

Transfusion-related acute lung injury

Acute immune hemolytic reaction

Delayed hemolytic reaction

Graft-versus-host disease

Infections

Bacterial contamination

Hepatitis B and C

Human immunodeficiency virus

       

     X Captain Qabil Hussain My Dad

"My Daddy's a lawyer.

    Sada bayra doob k o hun qazi ho gaya ay
Sunya ay panj waqt da hun namazi ho gaya ay.

Sain Baglol Cover Shot vs Nat Geo

                     
                          Baglol vs Mother
'She's My Mother'

Real examples of hypersensitivity reactions

Sometimes we (okay, I) get so caught up in describing pathologic mechanisms that real-life examples get the short end of the stick. Let’s look at some real diseases in which the underlying problem is a hypersensitivity reaction.

Type I (allergic) hypersensitivity
The big example (obviously) of this type of hypersensitivity is allergy. Pollen, cat dander, peanuts – they all have the same mechanism and this is it.

Type II  (antibody-mediated) hypersensitivity
There are a ton of diseases that have an underlying type II hypersensitivity reaction going on. Here’s a partial list:

1. Autoimmune hemolytic anemia: the patient makes antibodies to red cell antigens for some reason (not a good thing to do) which end up causing hemolysis.
2. Pemphigus vulgaris: the patient makes antibodies against the proteins connecting epithelial cells together, resulting in epithelial cell discohesion and bullae formation.
3. Goodpasture syndrome: the patient makes antibodies that react against proteins in both the glomeruli and the alveoli, leading to nephritis and lung hemorrhage.
4. Myasthenia gravis: the patient makes antibodies that bind to the acetylcholine receptor (on the muscle end plate), preventing acetylcholine from binding and doing its job; the end result is muscle weakness.
5. Graves disease: the patient makes antibodies that bind to the TSH (thyroid-stimulating hormone) receptor on thyroid epithelial cells, causing excessive stimulation of the receptor (just the opposite of what happens in myasthenia gravis!), leading to excessive production of thyroid hormone (hyperthyroidism).

Type III (immune-complex-mediated) hypersensitivity
There are a ton of diseases in this category too.

1. Lupus: the patient makes antibodies that bind to certain nuclear antigens; complexes lodge anywhere they please but especially in the kidneys, skin, and joints.
2. Post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis: in fighting a strep infection, the patient makes an antibody that reacts against the strep bug but also cross-reacts with some antigen in the glomerulus; antigen-antibody complexes lodge there and cause nephritis.
3. Serum sickness: after injection of foreign proteins into the patient (e.g., like they did in the old days when they used horse serum in vaccines!), the patient makes antibodies against the foreign proteins, and the resulting complexes lodge anywhere they want, but especially in the joints, kidneys, and vessels.
4. Arthus reaction: after injection of foreign protein into the skin, the patient (the original patient in Arthus’ 1903 experiments was a poor little bunny – but the same thing happens in humans) makes antibodies against this protein, and the resultant complexes stay in the skin, eliciting a nasty localized vasculitis and a big owie on the skin.

Type IV (T-cell-mediated) hypersensitivity
There are two kinds of this one (after all, there are two kinds of T cells!).

Delayed-type hypersensitivity
A good example of this is poison ivy exposure (patient gets exposed to poison ivy, helper T cells respond and some become memory cells; upon repeat exposure the memory T cells rush to the site, activating macrophages and causing inflammation). Another example is the Mantoux test; same principle.

T-cell-mediated cytotoxicity
Type I diabetes is a good example of this one. In this disease, cytotoxic T cells kill pancreatic islet cells. That’s not very nice. They are supposed to be killing infected cells, or tumor cells – not the patient’s own normal cells.


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          Phir bhi na samjha to teri bajaon ga.

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